The National Totally Wrote a Song About Me

Shut up and deal

my life is absolutely dripping in metaphor run I’m sick if it

So, I don’t understand how seeing eye dogs are fed. I’ve found a written online guide on how to raise one, but I’m not sure who it is exactly for.

"I’d go, but I don’t want to lose my fake to fucking *Dave and Busters.*"

so about 80 right decisions today and 128 wrong decisions today

Chris Pine is Cinderella’s wife in the Into the Woods movie, so everything is lost.

Encouraging to know I’ll never be as much of a dilettante as James Franco.

danamilburn:

kiss-da-girl:

disney-princess-unite:

pitchpipestarkid:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

animationfanatic:

thesmokinsmolder:

7:15 a.m.by Eumenidi

is this…. all the disney princesses in their dressing room getting ready in the morning to film their movies?? I want an au

this is sooooo cute!!!

lol look what belle’s reading

*blushes*  I was just curious! ~Belle

I love all the little details in this

Omg bell lol

yeah but why is mike wazowski creeping in the corner?

danamilburn:

kiss-da-girl:

disney-princess-unite:

pitchpipestarkid:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

animationfanatic:

thesmokinsmolder:

7:15 a.m.by Eumenidi

is this…. all the disney princesses in their dressing room getting ready in the morning to film their movies?? I want an au

this is sooooo cute!!!

lol look what belle’s reading

*blushes*  I was just curious! ~Belle

I love all the little details in this

Omg bell lol

yeah but why is mike wazowski creeping in the corner?

johndarnielle:

yourgifman:

sad parenthood story time with nick cave

if I play anything with a d-beat on it, my son closes his hands into fists, moves them up and down real fast, and says “Mah! Mah!”

"Mah!" is how he pronounces "mosh"

I know other dads are right when they tell me the day will come when nothing I play will seem cool to him, it’s inevitable, but as of right now I am relishing this total victory over my teenage idol, Nick Cave