sad parenthood story time with nick cave
if I play anything with a d-beat on it, my son closes his hands into fists, moves them up and down real fast, and says “Mah! Mah!”
"Mah!" is how he pronounces "mosh"
I know other dads are right when they tell me the day will come when nothing I play will seem cool to him, it’s inevitable, but as of right now I am relishing this total victory over my teenage idol, Nick Cave
I think I’ve been damned to only speak in cliché now.
A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour
If I make it through February I’m getting myself that goddamned thirty dollar burger.
Accidentally recorded a conversation after playing a recording for someone and I’m listening to it and WOW I TALK REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST.
The Winter of Mixed Signals
It’s not a true plane ride unless I leave a book in the seat.
"David, you write such amazing roles for women." Agree to disagree.